Taking a page from Shmoopie...I'm taking my grandmother to the pension office on Friday. I cannot wait. I'm so excited I could puke. And why am I taking her there? That's right, so she can do her cute, shaky left handed signature. Once that's done, we'll get the usual blank look from the clerk and that will be our sign to go the fuck home.

Pray for my stupid soul.
*sigh*